The Cam and Candi Show Episode 11

We’ve decided to give our asses (and yours) a break over on The Cam and Candi Show and lay off the buttsecks… Well, for a bit anyway.

So tomorrow night’s topic is gonna be… *drumroll* HP Actors Hottie Roundup!!!! Our reasoning is that there’s a lot of news out there about various hotties (like Robert Pattinson in Twilight, Tom Felton in The Disappeared, Rupert Grint’s… ice cream truck… Or something…) but not enough to have a whole show about each one. So we’re grouping them together! And the girls are fair game, too. Wanna talk about how Emma Watson should get a bikini wax or how Bonnie Wright makes your knickers damp (hey, I’m not judging here)? Go for it!

So, which new projects are you looking forward to? Who’s looking smokin’ in the HBP pics? (Alan Rickman, much?) What’s your theory on why the hell Rupert Grint can’t find work? Should Emma go with a landing strip or a full Brazilian? Does Gary Oldman NEED to call you?

Discussion Question: In honor of Father’s Day, which HP actor would you like to be your Baby Daddy? (Or if you’re a member of the Rabid Lesbian Following, Baby Mama?) Discuss.

I’m claiming Dan. You may feel free to fight me for him. But he and I would make some pretty babies. Word.

The Cam and Candi Show Episode Ten!

It’s come to my attention that a few people were worried… But have no fear! Cam and Candi will be broadcasting live tomorrow (Monday June 9th) at 11 PM Eastern Standard time, as usual.

We’re like the US Postal Service of internet radio. Neither emo nor pouting nor fighting nor the gloom of net drama stays these fabulous bitches from the swift completion of their appointed Monday night dish session.

So tune in! For our seminal 10th episode, we’re going to be talking about buttsecks. Natch.

Hey, the fans demanded it.

And my husband graciously offered to help me gather some new Ninja stories before Monday, so wish me luck.

Just remember when it comes to Cam and Candi, we’re stronger together than apart. Like an atom or some shit. We’ll be slinging the goss tomorrow night. Join us, won’t you?

DISCUSSION QUESTION: Do you “do the dirty deed?” Do you just like to read about it? Or both/neither? Discuss.

DanTracking with Cam and Candi Episode Eight!

Good evening friends o’ mine!

I want to remind you that tomorrow night is, once again, Cam and Candi night! YAAAAAY!

Since last week was such a rousing success, we’re going to do it again… Fan Fiction Night Part TWO! Because we SO did not get as far as we wanted… Especially with the Great Skirt Debate ’08 and Raygate. So those topics are now off the table, you feel me? We’re not beating either of those dead horsies any more.

DISCUSSION QUESTION! So…. When you read or write Harry, do you think of Dan in your head? Do you picture him as “your” Harry? If not, who is “your” Harry? What about other characters? Is Tom your Draco? Discuss…
You don’t want to miss it! Tomorrow, (Monday, May 26th) at 11 PM Eastern Time! And just to let you know, we’re going to be doing things a little differently this week. It’s hard for us to monitor the IMs while trying to keep the show running (it’s hard enough for us to keep the show running period), so we’ve devised a new crafty plan. Since last week’s chat orgy was such a rousing success, we’re going to do it again!

So what we’ll do is this – If you want to participate, add camandcandi to your Yahoo IM and before the show starts (or during the show if you’re a Johnny Come Lately), let us know that you want to be put in the Chat Room of Doom. And we’re going to stick you all in there together and let you amuse yourselves while we gab. Then after the show is over, Candi and I will join you in the chat room for a monster party! YEEEE-HAAWWW!

So get ready to call in and talk fic with us! (646) 200-4589! We want to hear from you! You are OUR HAT!

WARNING: C&C (Music Factory) Chat Room will likely contain the following: Lesbianism, buttsecks references, squeeing, and MUCH adult language. All of you who expressed interest in being a fly on the wall when Cands and Jo and I get gabbing? Here’s your chance… But don’t say we didn’t warn you.

DanTracking with Cam and Candi Episode Six Discussion Question

We’re going gayer than usual for Episode Six and getting in touch with our inner clothes horses!

So our question is: How do you like to dress Dan? Is he hottest in a t-shirt and jeans? A suit and tie? A French maid outfit?

Candi and I will reveal our picks and discuss yours! Plus we reveal a few wardrobe-based fantasies… Yes, we are perverts.

And give us a listen, Monday May 12th at 11 PM Eastern Standard Time! We can’t wait to hear from you!

DanTracking Episode Five- FREE-FOR-ALL!

Dear people whom I love,

It’s about three and a half hours to Cam and Candi Time! Get excited because tonight is FREE-FOR-ALL NIGHT! Yes, it is.

Do you have something that you’ve been dying to dish with us about, but you’ve been reluctant to call in and drag us even further off track? Well, tonight is your night. Drag away!

We’re crumpling up our pathetic excuse for a schedule tonight, and dedicating ourselves to gabbing about whatever you want to talk about!

Why are we throwing caution to the wind? Well, last week a weird creep called and proceeded to try to talk to us about eating bodily waste. It don’t get lower than that, folks! So we figure, we have nowhere to go but up, so we might as well ride the wave wherever it takes us. We’re free spirits like that.

Nothing is off limits tonight! (But please don’t call and talk about drinking urine. It’s SO last week.)

(646) 200-4589! 11 PM Eastern time! We’re excited to hear from you!

BONUS – We’re also declaring tonight FAN CLUB APPRECIATION NIGHT! If you’re a member of our fan club and you call in, you will get a special prize!

Cam and Candi Episode Four Discussion Question

Sorry we’re so late with this… I blame… Well, many things, but let’s pick a convenient scapegoat. Hmmm… Aliens! That’s the ticket. It was a whole thing with the abduction and the probing and the not updating.

On second thought, the probing was cool.

Anyway, since we talked about My Boy Jack last week and are planning to talk about December Boys this week, we want to know – What’s your favorite Dan role?

Is he hottest as Harry? Juicy as Jack? Majestic as Maps? (Okay, I’ll stop with the alliteration now.) But you get my drift…

And please do plan to call us and dish about your favorite role… Or whatever you want! We want to hear from you! (646) 200-4589! Monday night, April 28th at 11 PM Eastern time. And during that time, you can chat with us live via Yahoo! Instant Messenger at camandcandi!

Also, don’t forget that we now have a FAN CLUB! All bow down to President Liz!

Hope to talk to you soon!

Cam

DanTracking Episode Three Discussion Question!

It’s time to put on your perv hats… We have a very important discussion question for you all this week!

Dan is a hottie. Tis’ true. But WHEN did you discover your lust for this prime piece of man meat? Be honest…

Did you sit down to watch Order of the Phoenix and find yourself thinking more about that tight t-shirt than the Dementors? Was it the Equus pictures that did it for you? Or had you been stalking him since Chamber of Secrets, just waiting for him to grow up?

We need to know, people! So share your stories with us, as we’ll be sharing our own “ohmigodhe’sHAWT” revelation stories on the air Monday night!

If you haven’t listened to Episode Two yet, head on over to blogtalkradio.com/camandcandi and check it out.  It’s easier than ever to participate, since you can call us on the air, or chat with us live during the broadcast. We hope you tune in Monday, April 21st at 11 PM Eastern Time.

Cam and Candi: We’re What’s For Dinner

And Hour and a Half to Showtime!

Dear friends and lovers,

In approximately an hour and a half, DanTracking with Cam and Candi Episode Two will go live! You can listen live by going HERE. And if you haven’t left your answer to our discussion question yet, you can do so in the post below!

We’re also adding a new feature this week: Several of you have asked if there’s a way for you to participate during the live show without calling in and the answer is YES! We’re going to be online with Yahoo!Messenger (user ID camandcandi, of course) during the live broadcast. So if you’re listening and you want to ask a question or make a comment, just add camandcandi to your Yahoo!Messenger friends list and hit us up during the show!

And as always, you can email camandcandi@gmail.com during the show, as well.

But if you really want to rock our socks off, you’ll call in! Our number is (646) 200-4589
You know you want to… :p

Episode Two Discussion Question!

Dear friends,

Since my last update, our downloads have surpassed 100! We are SO excited about this!!! We don’t know how to thank you! *huggles for all* If you haven’t heard Episode One yet, you can listen here.

Anyway, for this coming episode, we’d like to offer another topic of discussion… As some of you may know, Candi and I (along with various friends and loved ones) are headed to New York City this coming winter to see Dan perform in Equus! We are also planning on waiting outside the stage door after the show and getting autographs! *squee* Tickets are going on sale soon, so it seems like an appropriate time to ask all of you…

Discussion Question: Assuming that Candi and I only have a few seconds of face time with Dan (just long enough for him to sign our tits programs), what pick-up line, distraction, plot, plan, trick, or spectacle should we employ to ensure that he notices us, falls instantly in lust, takes us back to his apartment, and has his wicked way with us?

Be creative! And we encourage you to call us live and share your plans on the air! We’ll also discuss some of our favorites of your suggestions.

We look forward to talking with you on Monday night!

Hugs and Kisses,

Cam and Candi

Next Week’s Show

Hi friends and fellow Dan-lovers!

Candi and I want to thank you from the bottoms of our twisted little hearts for helping to make our first show a success! Our first episode just broke 50 listens! YAY!

And just to remind you, we’ll be doing it again this Monday, April 14th, at 11 PM Eastern Time. If you haven’t checked out the show yet, you can visit our radio homepage, and hopefully you’ll get a giggle out of it!

Huge thanks to our great callers, Bryoney, Jody, and Cristal also! *big hugs*

We hope to chat with you this Monday!

Much love,

Cam and Candi